Twilight Widower

My wife like many of yours was going on and on about dipshit aka Robert the other day. She finally noticed I was just nodding my head and occasionally saying yeah or wow. So she smacks my arm and says “Hey you need to vote”. I’m thinking I did vote. Come to find out she wasn’t talking about anything important, just the MTV Movie Awards. Apparently Jacob is ahead of Edward for the Male Breakthrough Performance. To my surprise she really thought that I should go vote right then. This was an emergency. I needed to go to my computer, create an account, and vote. To my delight she didn’t say who I needed to vote for. I said “I will vote later”. My brain starting thinking about evil things. Later that day I looked up the MTV awards and checked out the voting page. To my surprise it was filled with crappy movies. All my evil thoughts left my head. I couldn’t vote for any of that crap. So I waited.

The next day comes and my wife starts asking me if I voted. I told her no but I looked at the page, that seemed to please her. I thought a little more on what to do then it hit me. I go to my computer and suffer through their account creation page. go to the voting page and vote. As I am at my computer I tell her I voted. She comes over just like I knew she would to check. She looks at my screen and is instantly mad. “YOU VOTED FOR JACOB!” she screams. I muster all the willpower I have to look surprised and say “Yeah I thought that’s what you wanted. You want Twilight actors to have the top spots right? I thought Edward should be in the lead so I voted for Jacob to try to get him in second place.” She just looks at me for a short time and says “Jacob is in the lead!” I let me face show surprise and say “Really, cool then Twilight has the top two spots.” I turn back to my computer and start WOW.