Tag: Stink
Robert the Stinky?
by Rodney on May.26, 2009, under The joy of living with a twilight nut
For some reason every time my wife finds news about Twilight or Robert Pattinson she has to share it with me. By now, I thought she would have figured out that I am just nodding and saying yeah every so often. Every so often, I would hear references to Robert stinking or not washing his hair. I just have one thing to say about that. Good for him, if I had to travel as much as he did I wouldn’t shower either. If the women still liked him stinking then more power to him. My wife seems to enjoy giving me his itinerary everyday. One day he is in Italy the next he is in the USA then he is back to Canada. Right now he is the movie company’s bitch.
Yes I know everyone thinks I have gone crazy, but I think it’s funny. How often he showers seems to be a huge topic on the internet. I mean really, why do people care. It’s not like you can smell him through his pictures. There is even a youtube vid about it here. I laughed my butt off at it.
My wife says that he would smell too bad for her to ever want to date him. I do not believe her though. I think if she ever saw him she would run up to him, smell him, say “You don’t smell that bad” and I would never see her again.
