Twilight Widower

As most of you already know, Sunday was the MTV Movie Awards. Also as your probably know, Twilight did very well. My wife gave me a play by play on everything. I kept trying to get her to quiet down because I couldn’t hear my fish bobble (I am trying to get the sea turtle mount in World of Warcraft). I would occasionally watch something the my wife would show me, and it did appear to be humorous but not laugh out loud funny.

Before the MTV Movie Awards started, there seemed to be controversy or there was something that annoyed my wife. From what I understand, they kept rearranging the seating assignments. At first, they had Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart sitting next to each other which made my wife happy — not sure why. I don’t think they are going to start making out or act out scenes from the New Moon movie. Then, they changed it so Robert Pattinson and Paris Hilton where sitting together, this annoyed my wife. Again not sure why, was she afraid Paris Hilton was going to jump him there? Then, they changed it back to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart sitting next to each other. To me, this seemed stupid and I would not have cared, but it was something that annoyed my wife.

I would like to make a few points on the things I saw on the MTV Music Awards.

1. The trailer for New Moon was crap. Yes, I know its a teaser trailer but the action scenes that they showed sucked. Also, is it just me or did the wolf seem a little too cuddly when Jacob transformed. My first thought was “Ahh, look at the cute doggy”.

2. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart not kissing when they won the award was funny as hell. My wife was screaming “Yes Yes they are going to do it.”. I ran over to look at what she was watching and was very disappointed. I thought we might have been watching a porno movie but no luck. She really wanted to watch them kiss but at least I got a laugh out of it.

3. Jim Carrey is still funny as hell.

4. Kristen Stewart dropping the award wasn’t that funny. Okay, I take it back it was funny as hell. The only thing that would have been better is if they told her that one was hers.

5. The Harry Potter movies are past their prime. The target age group has grown out of them and attracting a new audiance at this time is too late. When Hermione Granger becomes a sex symbol, you know you have waited to long.

I think all 5 of those things added up to maybe 15 min of total watching time for the MTV Music Awards. I know my wife told me about more stuff, but I just have to get the Leading the Cavalry achievement in World of Warcraft.