Twilight Widower

Occasionally my wife will want to get me involved in her Twilight mania. I resist this a much as possible. Below is a conversation that we recently had and how I got away from Twilight.

Wife: Did you see this new video that they released today
Me: yeah
Wife: I wish the people who take these videos would learn to hold the camera steady.
Me: I know.
Wife: Oh they have a video of Robert Pattinson leaving his hotel.
Me: Wow
Wife: What do you think about that.
Me: About what?
Wife: About what I just said.
Me: Damn it thats 12 ooze covered bags that have dropped and still no disgusting ooze.
Wife: WHAT?!?!?!
Me: Oh I’m sorry did you say something.
Wife: (face starts turning red)
Me: (Does not notice her face turning red)
Wife: Did you hear anything I said?
Me: Yes.
Wife: what did I say?
Me: Blah blah Robert Patterson, blah blah new video, blah blah new pictures.
Wife: (eyes start to blaze)
Me: (still doesn’t not notice anything)
Wife: You didn’t hear a single word I said.
Me: Yes I did, it was all about Robert Patterson
Wife: PATTINSON!!! How do you know I was talking about Robert Pattinson?
Me: Was it about Robert Pattinson?
Wife: Thats not the point.
Me: Yes it is. If you where talking about Robert Pattinson then their is nothing to argue about. If you where talking about something else then I was ignoring you. If I am correct then why are you mad.
Wife: I’m not mad
Me: (Finally notices red face and bulging eyes) Would you like to play World of Warcraft with me.
Wife: (Has a blank look of confusion on her face)
Me: It a really good game. With a friend account you can level really quickly.
Wife: What?
Me: See you don’t listen to anything I say.