Twilight Widower

As some of you may or may not know the Rorschach test and fallen into the public domain. Yes I know that has very little to do with Twilight, but give me time and I will show you why I bring it up. No I am not talking about the cool guy from Watchman either. I am talking about the ink blot test that what you say a picture looks like somehow tells someone your mental status. Here is a link to Wikipedia that will tell you more about it. Now to my point. I wonder what would happen if you gave this same test to your girlfriend/wife right after she watched Twilight. I would almost guarantee that every answer would come up as Edward and Bella or Edward.

Here is a link to the ten inc blots so you can give the test. You can make up your results as you see fit. In all honesty I am afraid to do this test for fear that all 10 will come back as relating with twilight.

Here is what I see when I look at the inc blots.

1. The batman symbol.
2. Two people looking at each other.
3. Two girls about to kiss.
4. A dragon about to land on me.
5. A butterfly (go figure)
6. A cello
7. Me looking out from a castle.
8. A cat scan image of someones head.
9. A vase.
10. In all honesty I have no idea. Maybe fireworks?

What I think a woman will see after watching Twilight.

1. Edward
2. Edward and Bella kissing
3. Alice and Bella kissing (okay that’s what I see, but you never know)
4. Edward
5. Edward ridding on a butterfly
6. Edward playing a piano
7. Edward
8. Edward
9. Edward
10. Not even a twilight nut can see Edward in this. I don’t think anyone can see anything in it.