Rorschach and Twilight
by Rodney on Jul.17, 2009, under Annoy your wife, The joy of living with a twilight nut
As some of you may or may not know the Rorschach test and fallen into the public domain. Yes I know that has very little to do with Twilight, but give me time and I will show you why I bring it up. No I am not talking about the cool guy from Watchman either. I am talking about the ink blot test that what you say a picture looks like somehow tells someone your mental status. Here is a link to Wikipedia that will tell you more about it. Now to my point. I wonder what would happen if you gave this same test to your girlfriend/wife right after she watched Twilight. I would almost guarantee that every answer would come up as Edward and Bella or Edward.
Here is a link to the ten ink blots so you can give the test. You can make up your results as you see fit. In all honesty I am afraid to do this test for fear that all 10 will come back as relating with twilight.
Here is what I see when I look at the inc blots.
- The batman symbol.
- Two people looking at each other.
- Two girls about to kiss.
- A dragon about to land on me.
- A butterfly (go figure)
- A cello
- Me looking out from a castle.
- A cat scan image of someones head.
- A vase.
- In all honesty I have no idea. Maybe fireworks?
What I think a woman will see after watching Twilight.
- Edward
- Edward and Bella kissing
- Alice and Bella kissing (okay that’s what I see, but you never know)
- Edward
- Edward ridding on a butterfly
- Edward playing a piano
- Edward
- Edward
- Edward
- Not even a twilight nut can see Edward in this. I don’t think anyone can see anything in it.
August 18th, 2009 on 12:05 am
1. A deranged cat.
2. An ewok.
3. The mating dance of the bird people.
4. The Boogeyman (from A Nightmare Before Christmas).
5. A Moth.
6. Road-Runner’s fantasy of Wily Coyote.
7. Two thumbs up.
8. Pink water buffalos climbing a psychedelic sailboat.
9. Belrock (“Yoouuu shall noooot paaaaasss!!”).
10. Multicolored inkblots designed to stump even the most imaginative mind.
I’m a self-admitted Twilight addict (whose hubby is currently asleep dreaming of feathers) and can’t see Edward in any of those blots.
I also don’t have an obsession with the actors of the films, so I suppose I’m not the normal Twilight obsessed 30-something MILF.
April 19th, 2010 on 12:13 am
1. two eevee (that’s probably from playing pokemon with my sister)
2. two people looking at each other
3. two people
4. an upside down butterfly
5. an upside down bat
6. a violin
7. teeth (don’t know why)
8. two animals climbing up butterflies
9. a stag
10. plyers (is that how you spell it?) surrounded by fish