Twilight Widower

My wife has found something new to obsess about. As many of your wifes/girlfriends may also have. A video has been released of Robert Pattinsons butt crack. Yes you heard me right, a butt crack has all the women going crazy. My wife has always hatted all forms of butt crack displays in the past. I remember the Jenny Mccarthy commercials where she show her butt crack next to a plummer. She hatted them. But now that Robert Pattinson has a video out she can’t get enough. If you would like you can watch it here. I have seen so many posts of people saying that it is stupid or retarded but the youtube video has crap load of views. To all the ladies that are saying it is retarded and stupid I would like to say this. Thou does protest too much!