Twilight Widower

WARNING: You may be forced to sleep on the couch for a week if you conduct this experiment.

I have always wondered what my wife would do if I acted the same way she did toward Edward, but to a woman. Like the old saying goes “what’s good for the goose is good for the gander”. So begins my experiment.

Step 1: Wait until my wife asked me to watch Twilight, it didn’t take long.

Step 2: I just watched the movie until Alice shows up. I didn’t say anything, I just did what she had been doing the entire movie when she saw Edward, I sighed. I didn’t look at her or act like I had done it.I continued to do this every time I saw Alice, just like she did every time she saw Edward. I don’t think she noticed, or she thought I really did not want to watch the movie.

Step 3: When Alice would be walking away or bend over I would go “MMM”. Again I did not look at my wife or show any sign that I had done it.She noticed this but didn’t say anything about it.

Step 4: At the part of the movie where Alice hugs Bella I said “MMM I wish she would hug me like that”. This really got my wifes attention.

Results: She paused the move and just stared at me with her mouth open. It tool her a few seconds before she spoke. She starts to tell me how I am ruining the movie by doing things like that. She said she can’t watch the movie because of me. At this point I can’t keep from laughing any longer. I start laughing and I could almost see fire shoot from her eyes. It took her a few seconds but she realized what I was doing. The conversation went as follows:

Her: That wasn’t funny.

Me: Hey I did what you do every time you watch that movie.

Her: I do not make those sounds.

Me: Sure sure

I’m was still laughing so she unpaused the movie and turned the volume up. I love it when my experiments succeed.