Is there a woman alive that doesn’t like Twilight?
by Rodney on May.21, 2009, under The joy of living with a twilight nut, What the hell just happened
I know that the Twilight books are made for young girls, so I wasn’t surprised to find out that most of the young girls in my family like them. What did surprise me was when I found out my aunt is in love with them, or more precisely she is in love with Edward. She is in her 60’s and is acting like a 14 year old. What is it about these books that drive women crazy? Stephenie Meyer has some kind of magic to have gotten all these people going crazy. To my astonishment, it appears that Robert Pattinson is encouraging the older women. I know we all like a good MILF, but he is taking it to the extreme . There was an interview that he did that made me laugh. He was responding to a fan. The fan said she was in her 30’s, married and had kids. She said she felt dirty because she wanted to do him. His response was “Yeah feel dirty about it, feel like it’s wrong”. It was great, I bet that woman passed out if she heard him say that. You normally only see this level of fandom in Sci-fi/comic geeks. I know because I include myself in that group. It is almost as if the cast of Twilight has reached boy band fan craziness level.
My aunt had my wife print out a picture of Robert Pattinson’s GQ photo shoot. She took it home and put it on the frig. Now my uncle says every time he goes to get in the frig he loses his appetite. My wife also wants to change our vacation plans. Instead of going to the beach and laying out in the sun for a while, she wants to go somewhere else. Can you guess where? I bet you know because your wife probably wants to go to the same place. Yes that’s right Vancouver Canada. That is where they are filming the Twilight Movies. She wants to go to the restaurants they eat at, and try to see if the can see Robert Pattinson . I told her I wouldn’t go, and she asked why. I said I don’t want to have to bail you out of jail because you tried to sexually assault Robert Pattinson. She didn’t find that very funny.
June 23rd, 2009 on 4:11 pm
*raises hand*
My name is MLO (name changed for protection from Twi-nuts), I am a woman and I hate Twilight.
I tried to read the book, after my friend raved about it (actually she told me NOT to buy it because she said I wouldn’t be able to put it down). I really did try, until it accidentally fell in the trash and for some reason I forgot to dig it out.
Just keep reminding yourself that there are only three more movies left to live through and you should do fine.
July 7th, 2009 on 4:45 pm
Almost all of the female teenagers loves Twilight Series.It’s normal for girls to read love story novels.
For guys, they naturally loves to read comic books and manga series.
I am a twilight Fan also so I belong to the group.
August 6th, 2009 on 1:12 am
My name is Alison, I am seventeen years old, I am female, and I vehemently despise Twilight.
I find it disgusting that -married- women are falling for Edward, and then trying to make their husbands more like him.
However, Robert Pattinson is a pretty cool guy. eH hates fangirls and doesn’t shower to ward them away, calls Stephanie Meyer out on being a nutcase and doesn’t afraid of anything.
November 21st, 2009 on 4:50 am
Because Robert Pattinson is sexy, thats why every girl loves him i mean for some.
Because he has this charisma that makes him more attractive. The way he speaks and also the way he laughs its just so amazing, i don’t know. sorry for this comment but WE LOVE RPATZZ!
December 10th, 2009 on 7:33 am
its driving me mad. I’m a 15 yr old girl and i hate Twilight. All my friends in I.T go on and on about Twilight this and Twilight that. I’ve watched the films and I can honsetly say it was a waste of time in my life. I thought the acting was bad and so was the story line. I no its suposd to be romantic, but come on a vampire would eat a girls wheather he loved her or not. Sorry if you don’t like my opinion, but it’s mine and it wont change
byee wagz
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