Easiest way to annoy your wife.
by Rodney on May.07, 2009, under Annoy your wife, Tips for diverting attention.
Yes I know everyones wife talks constantly about Robert Pattinson. To try and stop this I have found an easy way to annoy your wife and make her stop talking about him. Granted she will be yelling at you so I’m not sure how affective this approach is at getting your wife back.
Any time your wife starts ask one question. “What is so great about Robert Patterson?” She will think you just said his name wrong so she going to yell out “Pattinson!” At this point I add saying “Ok, Ok whats so great about dipshit?” Suffice to say my wife doesn’t talk to me about dipshit anymore.
May 13th, 2009 on 7:21 pm
Funny. As I read this post to my wife, she interrupted me to correct me on the name… I said, “whatever” and continued reading only to read that she will do what she already did. You, Sir, have specail magic powers. What are this week’s lotto numbers?