Twilight Widower

Today, I am going to explain another way to annoy your wife. The first time I saw dipshit aka Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter when he played Cedric Diggory. I thought the makeup was very unusual, but come to find out it was not makeup and just his normal face. I am going to go through my train of thought to see if you come to the same conclusion as I did.

Does this picture below look familiar?

If you said a woolly worm you are correct, but doesn’t it look like something else also? Look below and tell me if they look similar.

To me these look very similar. In fact this is why my wife hates going walking with me. At this time of the year, woolly worms are out everywhere, and the same conversation happens.

Me: Hey look its its Robert Pattersons eyebrow.

Her: PATTINSON!!!

Me: Dipshit

She looks down, rolls her eyes, walks ahead of me, and puts her head phones on so she can listen to New Moon again.

My image of him is below.

Yes I know the questions you are thinking and the answer is yes, she does own all 4 books and all 4 audio books.