Cold like Edward.
by Rodney on Jul.01, 2009, under Annoy your wife
The other day my wife was going to take a nap. I had just finished cutting the grass so I went to take a shower. During the shower a devilish idea came to me. As I neared the end of my shower I turned the water on cold. I stood in the cold water for about a minute. I got out of the shower dried off, put clothes on and curl up next to my wife. It took her a minutes to realize what was happening. She pushed me away and yells “Why are you so cold?” I just reply with “This is how Edward would feel.” She lays back down glaring at me as I laugh. Then she tries to kick me off the bed. I ask her what is wrong and she tells me that I am shaking the bed. I say I’m sorry and hug her, again she yells that I am cold and pushes me away. I had forgot about the cold shower but thought it was funny so I started laughing more. I get up to let her take her nap and go try for disgusting ooze pet again. That thing never drops.
