Twilight Widower

My wife sent me to an article the other day about Robert Pattinson, and I couldn’t believe it. Robert and I have something in common. The article was all about a pic that someone had taken. I have the pic included below so you will know what I am talking about. As you can see it appears to shows Robert staring at the chest of his companion.

Now I found this very humorous, not the fact that he was staring at the girls chest but the reaction all the women are having to it. I mean come on ladies would you prefer he was staring at a guys junk. I know all of you are jealous that he wasn’t staring at your boobs, but give it time if he is like me (and 99% of the other guys out their) he will stair at them the first chance he gets. A tip to get him to stair quicker, wear a low cut shirt it makes it easier.

I have seen some posters on these sites saying that he wasn’t looking at her chest but something in front of her. Yes go ahead and believe that. I don’t want to reverse what your boyfriend/husband has accomplished in convincing you of that when he does it.

Now don’t start thinking men or pigs or anything like that. I have seen you ladies stair at Robets picutres and drool over them. I once saw a woman walk past a stand for Twilight and just stop dead and stair at the picture of Robert for a solid Minuit. I don’t want to know what was going through her mind from the look on her face. It reminded reminded me of the wolf from the looney tunes cartoon Swing Shift Cinderela.